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To my beloved…

by Toni Kemp

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kindhearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife

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8 Responses to “To my beloved…”

  1. amy Says:

    I so was not expecting that!!! Haha!

  2. Magnolia Sun Says:

    Too funny!!

  3. Audrey Says:

    Now that is hilarious! Love the PS!!

    HOw have you been!!??

    - Audrey
    Pinks & Blues Girls

  4. Sparky Duck Says:

    *snort* Typical female overreaction ;)

  5. Lene Says:

    Oh my!!

  6. pinks & blues girls Says:

    Just a little paint and some duct tape will take care of that. :)

    Jane, P&B Girls

  7. Shauna Says:

    Hilarious!

  8. Being An Air Force Wife » Blog Archive » A little funny… Says:

    [...] A little funny… by Toni Kemp Just thought we could use a laugh today! You can find another funny story here! [...]

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