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Thursday Thirteen #10

by Toni Kemp

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I found a group of AF Wife slogan T-shirt’s yesterday at CafePress. My 13 favorites:

1.) Sexually Deprived for your freedom

2.) Air Force Wife… You try doing this shit!

3.) Air Force Wife: Do not confuse your rank with my authority!

4.) My husband deployment was extend! Ain’t that a bitch!

5.) AF Wife- toughest duty in the Air Force

6.) I’m cranky! You try dealing with a deployment!

7.) My husband wears combat boots

8.) DANGER: AF Wife deployment zone…

9.) I love a man in BDU’s

10.) There’s nothing sexier than an Airman who knows how to use his gun

11.) Deployed Husband= Bitchy Wife!

12.) I get to mess with government property

13.) Hug a military wife, or buy her liquor

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35 Responses to “Thursday Thirteen #10”

  1. pussreboots Says:

    I don’t know how you keep it together during deployment. Happy TT.

  2. The Gal Herself Says:

    Hate to sound dopey, but what’s a BDU? #3 is my favorite. And sincerely, spouses and families serve, too, and I’m grateful. It can’t be said enough.

  3. Tink Says:

    Did you order one already?? I admire you and other AF wifes.
    Thanks for visiting my TT!

  4. Nicole Austin Says:

    Those are great! My thanks to your hubby and you for the sacrifices you make.

  5. Friday's Child Says:

    The one that I would like most on my tshirt is #6

  6. JO Says:

    i like #3… happy TT.

  7. Crimson Wife Says:

    ROTFLMAO! My DH spent 5 years in the Army and those *definitely* bring back memories!

  8. Joan Says:

    How many did you buy? #3 is the best one! My TT is also posted.

  9. The Crux & Damozel Says:

    Those are really funny! 1 and 3 are my favorites….(ps. good luck)

  10. Eric Says:

    As retired Army, I’m certain my wife can relate to some (if not all) of these catchphrases!

  11. Lara Says:

    #1 cracked me up — but all of these made me realize the sacrifices all our military families make — and thanks.
    Happy TT!
    Lara

  12. Milan - zzz Says:

    LOL Great T13!
    13th rocks!

  13. Lori Says:

    Well, Im not a military wife but I am a military Mom:) I feel for all you women…it must be very hard. Happy TT:)

  14. Comedy Plus Says:

    What a great list. You had me laughing out loud. Thanks. Have a great TT. :)

  15. Ben Clapton Says:

    Great list. I’ll give you a hug, purely because I don’t have the money to buy liquor.

  16. Janet Says:

    I like 12 & 13 :-) I was an AF wife once or twice ;-)

  17. Groovymom Says:

    I was an AF wife, I loved when he was deployed! That should have been a clue as to the state of our marriage, lol! I like #12 the most, great list@

  18. Denise Says:

    Love them all. They are all so true. Have you read the “Silent Ranks” Poem. Makes me proud and weepy all at the same time. I love the Sexually Deprived for your freedom and Hug a military wife, or buy her liquor. I want tshirts that say them both! HUGS!

  19. Imma (Alice) Says:

    LOL… those are good. thanks for the chuckle. Happy T13.

  20. Donna Says:

    #13…{Big hug} and let me know what your favorite liquor store is…I’ll by you a gift card..e-mail me your address..Really. I don’t know how you do it! Thank you!!

  21. amy Says:

    What a great list!

  22. Lyn Says:

    Then combine that with menopause - yikes! Funny list. Thanks for stopping by my cool cool things! Lyn from Bloggin’ Outloud

  23. Carolan Ivey Says:

    Terrific list! Love the one about authority. :)

  24. Magnolia Sun Says:

    I love them - and so true!

  25. she Says:

    As an AF wife, I got a big kick out of this list. I also get to claim a past as an Army wife - and I’ve only been married once ;)

    Not sure if it’s possible in other countries, but our military members (Canada) can remuster from one branch of the service to another so I’ve been through AF and Army deployments (there are differences) over the years.

  26. Holly Says:

    Those are awesome. Currently there are 5 members of my family who are military wives. I’m sending them this. They’ll love it.

    Happy TT.

  27. Homemom3 Says:

    Love the shirts, I can see myself wearing a few of them too. I did mine on the blogathon. Happy TTing!

  28. Stine Says:

    Great tees… # 1 is a favorite!
    Thanks for the visit.

  29. Linda Says:

    Thanks for visiting my TT, and for the encouragement! If you have some time on Saturday, please do stop by to cheer me on for the Blogathon. I’d love to have some company :-)

    Your TT is fun–but also very thought-provoking. In those few slogans there is a whole different world. Thank you for putting it out there.

    I have two TTs:
    http://www.markeroni.com/blog/
    13 Snarfs (Historical Landmarks) in Scotland

    http://www.ravensroads.com
    13 Things about Blogathon 2007

  30. Robyn Says:

    I love #12…. Great blog.

  31. L-Squared Says:

    Those are all really funny! So, which one(s) are you going to get?

    Happy TT and thanks for visiting my list. :-)

  32. pinks & blues girls Says:

    These are great! i especially love #7 because “your mama wears combat boots” was once my favorite comeback. :) (I was a weird kid)

    Jane, P&B Girls

  33. Matthew James Didier Says:

    First of all, thank your husband for all of us… especially those of us who are “out” of it… and secondly, reading this makes me glad I didn’t put my wife through these things! (I was long out of the mil before we hooked up.)

  34. Frigga Says:

    LoL, those are pretty funny. And also THANK YOU for all that you sacrafice for the rest of us!!!

  35. Angie Says:

    I’ve been checking those out too because we are an Army family facing our second deployment. This time 15 months long!
    I love #1 the most. I would also add “I’m the real PT” and “R&R starts here” and for the kiddos “I’m the present daddy gave mommy when he came home for R&R”

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