Thursday 13 (15)
13 PHILOSOPHIES on SEX
1.) I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things money can buy. ~ Tom Clancy
2.) You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither. ~ Steve Martin
3.) Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand. ~Woody Allen
4.) Bi-sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Rodney Dangerfield
5.) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shooting pool with a rope. ~ George Burns
6.) Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships. ~ Sharon Stone
7.) My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she is reading. ~ Steve Jobs (Founder Apple Computers)
8.) My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch. ~Jack Nicholson
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10.) Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. ~ Robin Williams
11.) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal
12.) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do in front of other women. They say women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. ~ Robert De Niro
13.) Instead of getting married again, I am just going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. ~Rod Stewart
You can find last weeks Thursday Thirteen here.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
LOL!! These are too funny! I told my hubby he definitely can’t get mad if I call him #8! (He agreed, BTW.) :o)
October 19th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
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October 25th, 2007 at 12:06 am
6.) Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships. ~ Sharon Stone
Lol, that’s great and sooooo true!
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