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Robin Williams’ Peace Plan

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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says “I love New York” in Arabic.


You gotta love Robin Williams…… Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams’s plan… (Hard to argue with this logic!)

“I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here’s one plan.

1) “The
US will apologize to the world for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ole boys;’ we will never ‘interfere’ again.

2) “We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) “All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home, after 90 days; the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They’re illegal!!!
France will welcome them.

4) “All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) “No foreign ’students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a D, and its back home, baby.

6) “The
US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) “Offer
Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) “If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything

9) “Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) “All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE.”

“Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?”

“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses’ She’s got a baseball bat, and she’s yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’ “

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16 Responses to “Robin Williams’ Peace Plan”

  1. Jennie Says:

    That’s pretty funny! I love the picture!

  2. Rebecca Says:

    Haha!!! That is great!!!

  3. amy Says:

    I love it!

  4. Burg Says:

    I feel the need to point out that I checked this out once and Robin Williams never said any of that with the exception of the very last quote that he meant as a slam to the country, as in we’re all such big bad Americans..

  5. Frigga Says:

    I’ve seen that before & think it’s great! Plus, I’ve always like Robin Williams. :-)

  6. Toni Says:

    Really? I don’t care who said it- still think it’s funnier than shit! :)

  7. No Cool Story Says:

    I specially loved #1 and 8.
    That’s hilarious! Snopes says this list was not written by RW, the author is unknown and it was written in 2003.
    Anyway, I love that picture. Thanks Toni =)

  8. Fantastagirl Says:

    I’m not sure who wrote it- but I like it.

  9. Tori :) Says:

    Amen to the entire list.

  10. Brandy Says:

    and the congregation says, “AAAAAAAMEN”

  11. Heidi Says:

    I’m trying to comprehend why Robin Williams isn’t president…
    He couldn’t be more right!

  12. Lisa (qtpies7) Says:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
    It wasn’t Robin Williams who said most of that. But it IS hilarious! I was telling my husband about it because we both thought he was very liberal, so I checked it out.
    Its a bummer, because he is pretty funny, and it would be great if he actually stood FOR our country. His new movie “License to Wed” is really funny!

  13. Donna Says:

    I think Becki should use it as a game plan when she runs for president. HA!

  14. Dana Says:

    Robin for President!

  15. Lene Says:

    omg that is so funny! I love the last one about the Statue of Liberty. haha

  16. Lisa Says:

    Great plan!

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