Robin Williams’ Peace Plan
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says “I love
You gotta love Robin Williams…… Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams’s plan… (Hard to argue with this logic!)
“I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here’s one plan.
1) “The
2) “We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
3) “All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home, after 90 days; the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They’re illegal!!!
4) “All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) “No foreign ’students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a D, and its back home, baby.
6) “The
7) “Offer
8.) “If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything
9) “Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) “All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE.”
“Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?”
“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses’ She’s got a baseball bat, and she’s yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’ “



July 7th, 2007 at 8:49 am
That’s pretty funny! I love the picture!
July 7th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Haha!!! That is great!!!
July 7th, 2007 at 9:56 am
I love it!
July 7th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
I feel the need to point out that I checked this out once and Robin Williams never said any of that with the exception of the very last quote that he meant as a slam to the country, as in we’re all such big bad Americans..
July 7th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I’ve seen that before & think it’s great! Plus, I’ve always like Robin Williams.
July 7th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Really? I don’t care who said it- still think it’s funnier than shit!
July 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
I specially loved #1 and 8.
That’s hilarious! Snopes says this list was not written by RW, the author is unknown and it was written in 2003.
Anyway, I love that picture. Thanks Toni =)
July 7th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
I’m not sure who wrote it- but I like it.
July 7th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Amen to the entire list.
July 7th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
and the congregation says, “AAAAAAAMEN”
July 7th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
I’m trying to comprehend why Robin Williams isn’t president…
He couldn’t be more right!
July 8th, 2007 at 12:45 am
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
It wasn’t Robin Williams who said most of that. But it IS hilarious! I was telling my husband about it because we both thought he was very liberal, so I checked it out.
Its a bummer, because he is pretty funny, and it would be great if he actually stood FOR our country. His new movie “License to Wed” is really funny!
July 8th, 2007 at 2:45 am
I think Becki should use it as a game plan when she runs for president. HA!
July 8th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Robin for President!
July 9th, 2007 at 2:22 am
omg that is so funny! I love the last one about the Statue of Liberty. haha
July 9th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Great plan!