Girl Speak!
True Definitions
Need a little help understanding women???
1. Fine~ This is a word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes~ If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game, before helping around the house.
3. Nothing~ This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing, usually ends with fine.
4. Go ahead~ This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5. Loud Sigh~ This is actually a word, a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and she wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3)
6. That’s okay~ This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks~ A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever~ This is a woman’s way of saying F**k you!
9. Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it~ Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several time, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
July 16th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
these are just great!!!!!! you made me smile (again)
July 17th, 2007 at 6:27 am
haha so true!
I am notorious for saying whatever. Guess, I should stop! I’ve never really thought about a translation. Yours pretty much sums it up.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Chuckles needs to read this. Especially #9.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Dont worry about it I got it is the scariest statement ever. And sometimes I think Fine really is, yes you are right but dammit I hate to admit it more then Fine.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 pm
This is the best!